i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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