No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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