I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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