i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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