Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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