I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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