Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
