Me. At least after what I've been through.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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