am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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