Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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