u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
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I just found puke in my bra..
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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