I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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