Are you still at the party or did I leave?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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