And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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