I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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