You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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