I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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