I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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