problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Blood and glitter go together right?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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