the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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