what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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