Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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