Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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