fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
