he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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