Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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