nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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