i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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