i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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