none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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