I feel like I'm in dance class right now
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
