summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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