I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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