Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
