have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Did I show you my penis last night?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Drake has all the answers
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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