Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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