Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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