I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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