Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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