Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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