did you get engaged???
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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