there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
