West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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