I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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