never play flip cup with pint glasses
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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