Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
