People in love make me want to vomit
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize