Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
false alarm. still invincible.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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