Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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