Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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