is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
