shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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