Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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