Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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